everyone giggling at a passage describing one man sucking another man's dick. this passage is not meant to be humorous, although there is something wry and dry in the tone. but these are the things that everyone always finds funny. a too-detailed description of one man sucking another man's dick. one young man and another young man. this is the thing that causes one girl to practically throw her phone, one boy to pinch his nose, raises snorts and guffaws and brows, furrows foreheads, creates looks of disgust. i'm looking around the room at all these people as they listen to the girl read from burroughs, a description of one man sucking another man's cock and this is simultaneously so funny and so upsetting to them and i think to myself
these people are supposed to be my peers?things we have read in this class this semester according to the enlightened voices of these people: nonsense, rubbish, a bunch of mumbo jumbo, a jumbled mess, something SO confusing, something SO tedious. we've read the dumb, the didn't make sense, the too complex, the i didn't get that in what he was saying at all. the foolish, the bigmouthed, the i don't think he knows what he's talking about. and, funniest of all, one man sucking another man's dick. har har. we read that too. we read the "i mean, i'm all for coming out or whatever, but..." softened blows and deflected heterosexism. we read. at least, some of us did.
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Sometimes I still wish I had classes to go to...
I sincerely hope you enjoy your Opeth show as much as I'm sure I will enjoy mine.
Perhaps I'll hop on their tour bus and come visit you.
Wow. How old are these people you go to class with?
PS. I love too-detailed descriptions of anything that aren't normal described in great detail in order to not make people uncomfortable.
Yeah, they sound pretty darn young. But then again . . .
Your competitive advantage is in your approach.
btw, were you eating your lunch during this description of man sucking man? I think I could, but I was just wondering.
I've often wondered about my peers, man.
Also, after all this time, you're my only active Xanga subscription.
@andyglasser - vanilla. effing. pudding.
@FadedHope - not so much a credit to my tenacity or persistence as my stubbornness and laziness, i am afraid. def. glad you are still reading, though.
Are you on any other shitty, online social networks?
@TheCrimsonNinja - LOL. Nice.